Good day.

BY THUNDER

Yours truly, that is to say the supreme commander of the Bloodfist Klan is seriously displeased. Note – mother of all understatements. He is also of the opinion that the people at Hotwire (his internet service provider) take mathematics tuitions from Mista Puhrezident. This won’t strike most people as a very odd thing but then most people have not seen him in mathematics class. Anyway the point was that in my opinion the Hotwire people seem to think that five is a universal function; that is, not matter five what (that is hours, minutes, days, weeks) it all amounts to ten days. Mathematically.


5 (x) = 10 : x belongs to R


Hence he lack of blog updates. Frequency promised.

Tomorrow is counting day. Most of you won’t give a hoot in hell but this a very important day, the future of the country and all. Election results go up tomorrow in as much detail as time permits.

Vanilla Coke

SHITTIEST DRINK IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY. A waste of both vanilla and coke, taste like a blend of throat medicine and snail urine. Not that I have ever tried snail urine.

Mid year teacher review

English-- Perfect (not to be confused with `good` or `nice`) HOD English. Boring, thick, slow as hell, always on the wrong side of the verge of anger. On a scale of –10 to 10? -5.

Computers-- Nice guy veeeerrrry methodical. I guess you have to be that for the BOARD.
On a scale of –10 to 10? 6.

Chemistry-- Now here is the perfect chemistry teacher as fast as I am concerned, he does numericals, definitions and theoretical problems all with due importance plus he finds time to make the class enjoyanble.
On a scale of –10 to 10? 7.

Mathematics-- I admit it. I was wrong about him. He is really good. I don’t know who it was who said that this fellow is strict or quick to anger, but whoever it was needs to have their cerebral cortex examined. Not only does he give loads of questions, he explains the lot, stops in all the right places (when the mathematics part gets boring) and keeps the class in good cheer.
On a scale of –10 to 10? 5.

Physics-- Here is one teacher who hasn’t the foggiest clue about what she is doing. I have half a mind to violate my own rule about unparliamentary language on this blog just so I could suitably describe her.
On a scale of –10 to 10? Negative infinity.


Cheerio then.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE!!!
PS - Do snails even pee?