Thursday, June 17, 2004

Good day.

THAT WAS FREAKY!


The great and glorious, and also previously mentioned, deducing powers that I possess tell me that you lot are probably wondering what I am referring to. What I am referring to, is a singularly nerve racking experience that I had the singular displeasure of experiencing.
Most of you know that I go to FIITJEE for JEE training. Now I have often written less than graciously about a fair bit of people there (not including someone who is about to be mentioned). Now they believe teaching mathematics at FIITJEE, methinks they think that it is of some little assistance in the IIT-JEE. Well anyway, when you teach mathematics is useful to have a mathematics teacher. For me (and my batch), this illustrious post is filled by one Mr. Ashish Khare. This same Mr. Khare also happens to be fairly interested in computers in general and is in-charge of their site updates etc. So he decides one day to google FIITJEE. On the third page there is a link to the archives of this journal, one particular entry in which I had gone off about how mathematics papers were stupidly hard at FIITJEE. Note he’s a mathematics teacher.

So today he walks up in class and tells me he’s been reading my blog (he did not know of blogs, so he said it in a way which made me think about it a little before it dawned on me that he’d been this journal). Naturally, this caused me extreme discomfort, and I was on the verge of hydrating my clothing all class as he’d asked me to come along so he could show me what he was talking about.

Well, I did go along with the fellow, and he contrary to set mathematics teacher behavior, was a brilliant sport and even asked me if I’d like to help him with the FIITJEE site in my free time.

Conclusion - Classic case of all’s well that doth not end in a well.
Cheerio then.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE!!!

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Good day.

I am NOT dead.


Contrary to popular belief and the hopes of the municipal corporation of the city of New Delhi, I am not dead. I still am very much in the land of the living. Those who do not believe me will kindly go and check the archives of the department of consumption.

With a thunder fit …

There many things in this universe that happen less often than others, still other things that do not happen at all. Some of these tings are, indeed so rare that not even all the Greek gods have seen them. One such thing is a Bloodfistonian stomachache. This rare, and almost mythical (though very uncomfortable) phenomenon took place yesterday night, and lasted trough the day. The night was marked by thunder and lightning, and the day with windstorms. Also, I’m told Venus came to watch. You lot probably think I’m making too much of a small thing, but then you lot are also plain stupid. I’ve not had a stomach ache in a good year. Also, you will understand that I have a lot of stomach. Hence there is a very large part of my person, which messed up when my stomach is messed up.

I will return.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE!!!