Good day.

Enter the Bloodfist …

Into EXUN that is. Not a big deal, but as it is such an important event for that little midget of a clan, I thought I’d mention it. Apparently they, that is to say we, now have the honor of taking out printouts; this has Mista Puhrezident all excited.
Hoohaa.

Now as any Member of Da Klan would know, the only proper way to wear a sash is about the waist, with the knot on the right. This fact has obviously escaped all of the higher appointees, which by the way, does not surprise me one bit, all things considered. For the information of the general public all major post holders at school have got these brilliantly red sashes. They are a little more than red queue dividers and a little less than bad quality mats. Let us leave it at that.

Any one who meets Da Tall Dark and Decomposing One will kindly, in their cheekiest voice, tell him how well his suits him. This goes for the lot of them actually.

There is this short woman at school who enjoys writing poetry, the length of which, quite unfortunately, bears no resemblance to her ground clearance. One such example is at this time occupying what I consider to be an undeservingly large number of kilobytes on Mista Puhrezident’s blog. Now woman, I have nothing against you, but this ghastly excuse for verse I am solidly against. I am not against going off on Mista Puhrezident either (quite for it actually), but I suggest you steer clear of going off on blogs. Blogs are great and wonderful things and as you don’t have one, methinks you should keep your extremely large trap, and decidedly rusty pen, shut.
That’s it then.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE!!!