Good day.
The year is about to end and I thought I would give you all a special treat so, I decided to write this. Now many of you must have been wondering where I have been for so long. The truth is, it is humanly impossible to sit for a half hour in the same position and type nowadays, without freezing to death. Yet, I have got up and blessed you dregs of humanity with my wisdom. Such is the kindness and generosity of the The Supreme and Exalted leader of the Bloodfist Klan.
Life is not being very kind to us, the inhabitants of Delhi. Most of us have forgotten what the sun looked like and are shivering so f***ing badly that physicists are studying us, on the pretext that we are the best examples of Simple Harmonic Motion they could find.
I have basically stopped bathing, having last done so on boxing day (26th). It is therefore advised that anyone living in or around the city of New Delhi invest in gas masks. My mother has told me (in effect) to take a bath or hang myself. The neighbours agree. We live, people, in a cruel and heartless world.
On the other hand, I seem to have deleted my CD drivers by mistake. This, for the uninitiated, is bad news as now, When I put a CD in the PC, it don't recognize that there is anything there. Thus, I now have to be content with demos. Consider the CAS factor, and you realize the total lack of entertainment that I am experiencing. What is this world coming to????! This is like being in the stone age. Worse, like in Big C's house.
It's not like I haven't called the guy who fixes the PC. I HAVE. He has, for the last four days, been telling me that he will come in a half hour. He also has no sense of time. Either that or a really slow watch. For crying out loud, IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD??? No PC, no TV and Hindi soaps to boot. THE HORROR, THE HORROR. :-(
It has been a most interesting year, filled with new people, new ideas, new targets, and ROTATIONAL MECHANICS. But, if I've made it this far, I figure I'll go on.
Look out 2004, here comes Azgez.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!
P.S. - Ladies, Gentlemen, Pakistanis, Yanks, and even Big C, Happy New Year.
Wednesday, December 31, 2003
Thursday, December 25, 2003
Merry Christmas.
I have returned. Now, I know you are all really excited about this and probably are dancing and screaming with joy. How do I know? Well,what can I say, I'm psycho (or was that psychic???).
'Tis the season to be jolly, so I will not write anything about big C. However, I must inform you that I have only recently recovered from a major shock I received today. You see, we had a FIITJEE class today, and our substitute computer teacher told us, and I quote, " I don't know what you all find organic so hard, I mean all you have to do is mug up around 600 chemical equations". I hardly need to tell you what an effect that can have on a man's constitution. As for the teacher, I am prepared to to swear that no man has ever come closer to death as that chemistry teacher. I mean is he that stupid?? Does he not realise that telling a classfull of students such things might be hazardous to health? He's got dung for brains, that one.
One piece of excellent news is that school's out till 12th of next month. That means I don't have to deal with a certain somebody till next year. HURRAH.
Delhi's power problems will soon be a thing of the past. If ( the opposite of ) weather department says can be safely taken to be true, then it seems refrigerators will soon be rendered obsolete.
Da Reaper, Kuhrazeeman, Da Squirt and I are all assembling under one roof tomorrow. It is advised that you stay indoors all day, keep your radiation suits at the ready, keep all windows and shutters closed, DO NOT, under any circumstances, travel to Delhi and be careful, who knows what might happen?
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!
P.S. - I know many of you will be heartbroken by this piece of news, but as school is out, my blog entries will now be few and far in between, as most of my writing material is derived from my day at school.
I have returned. Now, I know you are all really excited about this and probably are dancing and screaming with joy. How do I know? Well,what can I say, I'm psycho (or was that psychic???).
'Tis the season to be jolly, so I will not write anything about big C. However, I must inform you that I have only recently recovered from a major shock I received today. You see, we had a FIITJEE class today, and our substitute computer teacher told us, and I quote, " I don't know what you all find organic so hard, I mean all you have to do is mug up around 600 chemical equations". I hardly need to tell you what an effect that can have on a man's constitution. As for the teacher, I am prepared to to swear that no man has ever come closer to death as that chemistry teacher. I mean is he that stupid?? Does he not realise that telling a classfull of students such things might be hazardous to health? He's got dung for brains, that one.
One piece of excellent news is that school's out till 12th of next month. That means I don't have to deal with a certain somebody till next year. HURRAH.
Delhi's power problems will soon be a thing of the past. If ( the opposite of ) weather department says can be safely taken to be true, then it seems refrigerators will soon be rendered obsolete.
Da Reaper, Kuhrazeeman, Da Squirt and I are all assembling under one roof tomorrow. It is advised that you stay indoors all day, keep your radiation suits at the ready, keep all windows and shutters closed, DO NOT, under any circumstances, travel to Delhi and be careful, who knows what might happen?
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!
P.S. - I know many of you will be heartbroken by this piece of news, but as school is out, my blog entries will now be few and far in between, as most of my writing material is derived from my day at school.
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Good day.
A time comes, but it comes rarely in history, when the fool multitude, the uncouth masses (such as yourselves) get the singular pleasure and humongous honour of reading the writing (or, for that matter, typing) that issues forth from a hand that you know to be so much superior to your own. So it is that you are doubly blessed, for not only do you have the aforesaid honour, but you are also privy to the musings of the great and glorious Leader of the Bloodfist Klan, me.
Marshall Law has been declared by big C at that godforsaken place. The panic alarms have clearly been sounded. The state of alert is depth con three, and the cry for man battle stations is heard once three periods. The reason for the hue and cry the great and glorious school tradition of The Priya March. The evil will always attempt to suppress the good, and it will always fail. So it was with Mahatma Gandhi and his March to Dandi, and so it is with us and Priya. The first act of suppression has been the expulsion of six defenders of the cause ( class XII students) from the school because they went to Priya after school. 'After' being the operative word here.
She sent people with video cameras to priya!! I have personally seen the video and can swear to the fact that there were teachers literally rounding up students against their will and taking them to The Frozen Throne (Big C's office). The images of those poor souls lined up at the Throne will be engraved in my memory for ever. The forward guard, those that constituted the company that captured the students, had many an evil soul in it, including one who, I believe, deserves special mention. He is the one computer teacher that I honestly dislike. I will not mention his name but he has a mole on his nose that makes it look like he is doing a great balancing act with a football.
Also, chemistry class today was like the skies over Burgundy in WWI. If the planes were not made of paper, I could have sworn that Baron Manfred von Richtofen and his eleventh chaser squadron had, indeed, flown again. The teacher made the unforgivable error of leaving the extra assignment sheets unguarded.
We came in second in the computer quiz, but that is totally Da Geek's fault and I am, of course, blameless in the matter.
I believe Christmas is around the corner and St. Nicholas is expected any time. So to anyone and consequently everyone, Merry Christmas.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!
P.S. - Baron Manfred von Richtofen - The infamous, Red Baron.
Eleventh chaser squadron, German air force - The Red Baron's personal squadron, also called Richtofen's flying Circus.
A time comes, but it comes rarely in history, when the fool multitude, the uncouth masses (such as yourselves) get the singular pleasure and humongous honour of reading the writing (or, for that matter, typing) that issues forth from a hand that you know to be so much superior to your own. So it is that you are doubly blessed, for not only do you have the aforesaid honour, but you are also privy to the musings of the great and glorious Leader of the Bloodfist Klan, me.
Marshall Law has been declared by big C at that godforsaken place. The panic alarms have clearly been sounded. The state of alert is depth con three, and the cry for man battle stations is heard once three periods. The reason for the hue and cry the great and glorious school tradition of The Priya March. The evil will always attempt to suppress the good, and it will always fail. So it was with Mahatma Gandhi and his March to Dandi, and so it is with us and Priya. The first act of suppression has been the expulsion of six defenders of the cause ( class XII students) from the school because they went to Priya after school. 'After' being the operative word here.
She sent people with video cameras to priya!! I have personally seen the video and can swear to the fact that there were teachers literally rounding up students against their will and taking them to The Frozen Throne (Big C's office). The images of those poor souls lined up at the Throne will be engraved in my memory for ever. The forward guard, those that constituted the company that captured the students, had many an evil soul in it, including one who, I believe, deserves special mention. He is the one computer teacher that I honestly dislike. I will not mention his name but he has a mole on his nose that makes it look like he is doing a great balancing act with a football.
Also, chemistry class today was like the skies over Burgundy in WWI. If the planes were not made of paper, I could have sworn that Baron Manfred von Richtofen and his eleventh chaser squadron had, indeed, flown again. The teacher made the unforgivable error of leaving the extra assignment sheets unguarded.
We came in second in the computer quiz, but that is totally Da Geek's fault and I am, of course, blameless in the matter.
I believe Christmas is around the corner and St. Nicholas is expected any time. So to anyone and consequently everyone, Merry Christmas.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!
P.S. - Baron Manfred von Richtofen - The infamous, Red Baron.
Eleventh chaser squadron, German air force - The Red Baron's personal squadron, also called Richtofen's flying Circus.
Monday, December 22, 2003
Good day.
Today I write this blog entry not because I want to grace you all with my wisdom and unbelievable style of writing which, it must be admitted is superior to most writers of present day, (but then I have an advantage, my head is larger than that of most of the writes of present day ( pun utterly, totally and fully intended)), but because my rear is frozen to the damn seat and I can't get up to do anything else.
THE CONSTITUTION OF INDIA
This is an excellent book, written 54 years ago by a team of people none of whom were allowed to eat fried stuff simply on account of age, which governs the running of the Indian nation (chee, I wonder why this country works with the efficiency of a constipated toad ). However, those of you who are labouring under the delusion that the constitution is the supreme authority on Indian soil, must be informed that you are bozos, bimbos and idiots with brains of oxen and wits to match. There is, as a matter of fact, a strip of land in the middle of the capital of this nation where the constitution stands null and void, and the word of the sovereign is law. In these eleven or twelve acres of land, the constitution is disrespected , made fun of, trampled over and basically ripped to shreds. This place is, of course, none other that the concentration camp of D.P.S. R.K.Puram. For the really stupid, and other non dipsites, the sovereign (as previously indicated ) of this hell hole, is The Big C (I would have put Big Fat Ugly Git but it takes too long to type). Since time immemorial this evil has plagued the above mentioned land and brought nothing but misery to it's people. Rights that have been promised to these people, she has denied. A full accounts of her crimes can not be published here, simply because it would constitute too many thousands of gigabytes. Some of her maniacal ideas are worthy of George Bush. There seems to exist this ideology in her supremely demented brain which professes that the golden rule to life is " When in doubt, suspend a student. If that doesn't work scold the closest junior person to death". Right to life and personal liberty occupy as much space in her rat infested head as much as Mridul Kohli, when he sits next to me in our bus. She had recently had the entire, and I mean entire class 12 held in school, against their will, until their parents came to restore liberty to these poor souls. Also, she has finally declared open war against the right to freedom pf movement, and the right to choice, both of whom she had been attempting to suppress for a long time. We are not ALLOWED to take a day off without producing a medical certificate. If we violate, the class teachers have been instructed to call our parents to shool in order to meet with big C. This is tyranny, we can't even take a day off from this hellhole. In the name of all that's holy, whatever happened to mercy?? I mean Gengis Khan didn't do this sort of thing, all he did was boil people to death, not something this evil !!
Now, the people of the free world will obviously be much alarmed by this narrative, and will, with good reason, see that there is yet another Hitler in the rising. People of the world, do not fret, the resistance still holds. I think I can safely say that I speak for all dipsites when I say that, in the name of freedom and the maintenance of civilized society, we shall hold the line against big C. The resistance can not, shall not and will not waver, whatever the costs. We do this because it is our duty and also because we know that WE WILL BE REMEMBERED.
Something so great and overbearing happened today that it deserves entry into these annals. Apoorva Karan Rai ( hereinafter called Kuhrazeeman) actually wore a blazer!!! (This will make sense only to those who know him.)
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!
P.S. - CAS still here (aaarrrgggghh !!! ). School got a trophy the size of a bullet proof jacket custom made for a sumo wrestler for winning Code Wars 2003. Hurrah. For further details click here.
Today I write this blog entry not because I want to grace you all with my wisdom and unbelievable style of writing which, it must be admitted is superior to most writers of present day, (but then I have an advantage, my head is larger than that of most of the writes of present day ( pun utterly, totally and fully intended)), but because my rear is frozen to the damn seat and I can't get up to do anything else.
THE CONSTITUTION OF INDIA
This is an excellent book, written 54 years ago by a team of people none of whom were allowed to eat fried stuff simply on account of age, which governs the running of the Indian nation (chee, I wonder why this country works with the efficiency of a constipated toad ). However, those of you who are labouring under the delusion that the constitution is the supreme authority on Indian soil, must be informed that you are bozos, bimbos and idiots with brains of oxen and wits to match. There is, as a matter of fact, a strip of land in the middle of the capital of this nation where the constitution stands null and void, and the word of the sovereign is law. In these eleven or twelve acres of land, the constitution is disrespected , made fun of, trampled over and basically ripped to shreds. This place is, of course, none other that the concentration camp of D.P.S. R.K.Puram. For the really stupid, and other non dipsites, the sovereign (as previously indicated ) of this hell hole, is The Big C (I would have put Big Fat Ugly Git but it takes too long to type). Since time immemorial this evil has plagued the above mentioned land and brought nothing but misery to it's people. Rights that have been promised to these people, she has denied. A full accounts of her crimes can not be published here, simply because it would constitute too many thousands of gigabytes. Some of her maniacal ideas are worthy of George Bush. There seems to exist this ideology in her supremely demented brain which professes that the golden rule to life is " When in doubt, suspend a student. If that doesn't work scold the closest junior person to death". Right to life and personal liberty occupy as much space in her rat infested head as much as Mridul Kohli, when he sits next to me in our bus. She had recently had the entire, and I mean entire class 12 held in school, against their will, until their parents came to restore liberty to these poor souls. Also, she has finally declared open war against the right to freedom pf movement, and the right to choice, both of whom she had been attempting to suppress for a long time. We are not ALLOWED to take a day off without producing a medical certificate. If we violate, the class teachers have been instructed to call our parents to shool in order to meet with big C. This is tyranny, we can't even take a day off from this hellhole. In the name of all that's holy, whatever happened to mercy?? I mean Gengis Khan didn't do this sort of thing, all he did was boil people to death, not something this evil !!
Now, the people of the free world will obviously be much alarmed by this narrative, and will, with good reason, see that there is yet another Hitler in the rising. People of the world, do not fret, the resistance still holds. I think I can safely say that I speak for all dipsites when I say that, in the name of freedom and the maintenance of civilized society, we shall hold the line against big C. The resistance can not, shall not and will not waver, whatever the costs. We do this because it is our duty and also because we know that WE WILL BE REMEMBERED.
Something so great and overbearing happened today that it deserves entry into these annals. Apoorva Karan Rai ( hereinafter called Kuhrazeeman) actually wore a blazer!!! (This will make sense only to those who know him.)
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!
P.S. - CAS still here (aaarrrgggghh !!! ). School got a trophy the size of a bullet proof jacket custom made for a sumo wrestler for winning Code Wars 2003. Hurrah. For further details click here.
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