Good day.
Much has happened since I last took keyboard under palm. Here’s a brief review:
1. Physics Paper : - People claim it was a disastrously hard, evil, and generally not likeable piece of printed papyrus. I see their point. Not that it made any difference to the Azgez of the Bloodfists, whose paper still went reasonably good, but it is always nice to mention the unimportant.
2. English Paper: - I have no clue how this went, and it really does not matter, because I’ll get standard marks anyway, not unlike the rest of eleventh.
3. More Importantly, : - There was an India v/s Pakistan match on Saturday. It proved two of the Bloodfist Klan’s most ancient theorems. The first one being, India can’t bowl. You can argue all you like but the truth still stands, we can’t friggin’ chuck the bloody thing if our nuts depended on it. Saving only the last over and some of Sehwag’s overs, we basically threw the damn thing everywhere except at the stumps. Consequently, the Pakistani batters hit the thing everywhere except in a fielder’s hand. Had it not been for the Pakistani’s unshakable resolve to loose the game, methinks we would not have won. The Pakistanis however were not far behind us in the couldn’t-bowl-for-shit race, and gave away more extras than Sachin’s personal score, and when the extras outscore Sachin, the bowlers should just quit, they’ll serve the team better that way. The second theorem proved (in the course of the match) states, “ The Indian cricket team, irrespective of the opposition, pitch conditions, and sweetener content in chewing gum, is perfectly capable of making a match out of any game”. The point, they’ll be perfectly set for victory, they’ll win, but they’ll make the victory so nailbitingly close, that the entire crowd will go home thinking ‘what a game’. Unfortunately, this works for losses too, and more often. But, taking nothing away from the MIB, they played a splendid game of cricket and beat the Pakistanis to boot. Hallelujah.
4. Mathematics Paper: - Reasonably decent, 90+ expected. Never go by my expectations.


All in all, it has been great few days and I have computers coming up, so I’m relaxing a bit, which is a good thing.
So, in the words of two of the greatest thinkers of our time, Droopy Dog and Aadisht Khanna, I’m happy.



AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE!!!

P.S. - To His Grace, Sir Altitude, point conceded.