Good day.
The captain of the Indian cricket team, Mr. Ganguly, has recently been contacted by the Dungbrain Institute For Really Loony Doctorates with regard to the doctorate that he has been pursuing. It is speculated that the communiqué contains within it the date on which Mr. Ganguly shall be receiving his PhD in loosing tosses. I think it would be fair to say that he is the highest authority when it comes to such matters and the degree was long overdue.
Furthermore, the Indian bowlers have taken an oath to fix all the problems and grievances that divide India and Pakistan. Either that, or they are gay, and the Pakistani batters are their partners.
Don’t even get me started on the batting.
On another front, I am mortified to know that only one of you knew the answer to yesterday’s question, especially since some of you are amateur quizzers and quiz for the school every so often. Well, I guess it is unfair on my part to expect you lot to have a brain level comparable to that of the Azgez of the Bloodfists.
In any case the answer was “The Incom T-65C A2 X-Wing Starfighter”, and definitely not a Fokker biplane, with reference to His Airiness’ answer.
Today’s Question (please, try to answer, guess if you don’t know, at least I will know people out their have eyes, if not brains): According to that old rhyme in ‘Treasure Island’, how many men were there on the dead man’s chest?
This is very, very easy, I expect at least ten correct answers.

AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE!!!