Good day.
It is that time of the day again when all you dregs of humanity take a blissful, though temporary, break from that mundane series of pointless happenings that you all like to call lives and enter into the mysterious and exciting universe that is my imagination.
There exists a creature in this universe which has a vaguely human appearance but is as different in mental faculty from the Homo sapien as peas are from potatoes. He is the one they call Da Lunatic (referred to in civil society as 'Manav Kapur'). He has, entombed in his head, the most perverted mind in existence today, and though no particular incident has recently occurred in connection to him, no journal of mine is complete without due reference to him.
Da Geek has prepared, on the advice of His Airiness, Sir Altitude, what was generally accepted as a really cool front page for the Exun section of the dips diary. It consisted of a funny white computer with a number behind it. You lower mortals are so easily impressed.
The school's interact club has, apparently, some painfully slow directors, who are incapable of printing out an Excel worksheet. They came up all the way to the class to get Da Geek to do it for them. According to the Indian Biological Association, this would put their brain size somewhere between that of a pea and a Light Emitting Diode. Now, if you have ever seen either a pea or a Light Emitting Diode, you would know that I'm not paying them a complement.
Their coming did cause some mirth in class though, when the physics teacher burtled out " You had better go Karan (Da Geek), they look desperate". Now the average dipsite's mind is a very perverted thing. Things like this accelerate thoughts in it like a V8 engine accelerates a car. Da Geek, therefore, left the class in a peculiar shade of magenta. For a fuller account of what happened next, and the basic principle of electronics, visit Da Geek's blog.
In my opinion, both Adam Gilchrist and He Who Hath Big Black Mole On Face (M.B.I.H.P.S.)(with whom Da Lunatic has recently had a hilarious run-in) should get the Olive Press Treatment (only close friends shall understand this).
We have finalised the movie thingy. Kuhrazeemann almost made the gargantuan error of offering to buy me lunch that day. Talk about raving mad ...
That's it then, Cheerio.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!

P.S. - Khan Abdul Gaffar Khan was a great man. I hereby declare him an Idol Of The Klan.
M.B.I.H.P.S. - May barbarians invade his personal space.