Good day.
First of all, I feel that some response to certain malicious comments made by Da Deep One is in order. To begin with, I do not claim, and never have claimed, to be an expert in the field of chocolate tasting. I do, however, claim to be an expert in the art of chocolate consumption . The point is, I do not give a dead rat’s dead ass about where the chocolate originates from, so long as I know that it’s ultimate destination is my digestive system. Furthermore, I do not know who it was that told that sorry excuse for a Buddha that I like Hershey’s Kisses because it sure as hell wasn’t me. Those things do not in my opinion qualify as chocolate, for the simple reason that they do not contain any chocolate, simply sweetened milk. Now, I do not have anything against The Hershey’s Food Corp., which also makes decent chocolate, and this fact was probably the cause of the confusion. The following is my personal method for telling between good and bad chocolate –
1) Carefully read the wrapper, and find out where the piece is produced.
2) Forget this information immediately.
3) Consume the entire bar.
4) If you like it, it’s good, otherwise it’s not.
5) If Da Deep One comes over to give his “specialist” opinion, tell him he can go screw himself.
He can do so if he is reading this right now.

I hereby declare the owner of HOME CABLE to be A Hero of the Klan . He has, in spite of CAS, allowed us the pleasure of Star World. Long may he live. Da Geek, it should be mentioned, does NOT get home cable (:-D).
We went to see a very horrid reenactment of The Merchant of Venice. It was a disastrous as it was, but the pirated CD made it worse. The visuals were not in sync with the audio, so Portia was speaking but Shylock was moving his mouth. It was quite funny, but it ruined the whole “… shall we not revenge” dialogue of Shylock’s (yes, the apostrophe is correctly placed). Sacrilege. Da Geek is getting very perverted nowadays, and it was he who, in the middle of the play, pointed out to me that Jessica’s dress was slipping in the front. It wasn’t, it was just a low cut, which partially exposed the top of her (.)(.)s. Disgusting.

Da Geek was mucho impressed with Halo today, but then, as I have been known to say, you lower mortals are easily impressed.

I plan to charge Da Geek with copyleft infringement. He has no shame, and wantonly uses my brilliant expression in his own blog (which, by the way, you should read if you don’t already). No offence to Da Geek you understand.
’Till next time,
Cheerio.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE !!!

P.S. – I planned to write on the Interact Club today, but now I think that that will be too much for your sorry brains to process, so I think I’ll do it tomorrow.