Good day.
It was promised, therefore it shall be. The Supreme and Exalted Leader of Da Klan has returned.
I could not write yesterday because I was watching Lord of the Rings: Return of the king. Excellent, as far as movies go, which, if you ask me, is not very far. If you don’t know what Lord of the Rings is, please go away, you do not deserve to read this or, for that matter, exist. The have made a few errors worthy of the intercrap club and a few pointless changes. The changes include the useless presence of the ghost armies on the Pelennor, the presenting of The Flame of The West after Helm’s Deep, the omission of the star of Elindil from Aragorn’s brow as he exited the corsair ships, among others. Minor changes, but changes nonetheless. Now the stupidest of all the errors is also the subtlest. None but the Great Leader and Supreme Commander of Da Klan could have spotted it at first glance. It was the incredible stupidity shown by Theoden when he was about to charge the orcs on the Pelennor. I mean, anyone who has ever, and I mean ever commanded a cavalry force knows that you don’t stand and talk within sight of the enemy, so they can arrange themselves into the classic phalanx (spikes in front, archers behind) and decimate your charge. You charge the nanosecond you see the enemy’s flank. Duh. Don’t get me wrong; the movie is definitely worth a watch. Some scenes, like the Charge of the Rohirrim, The Lighting of the Beacons of Gondor, The face off between Aragorn and the Ghost King and The Last Battle are really well done. All in all it’s money well spent. Should get at least half a dozen Oscars.

In the earlier entries of this journal, a creature referred to as Snorous bigspecsus(Dec. 19th, 2003 entry)
. This creature paid me another visit today, and, in the twelve minutes that he was here, managed to belittle all recorded feats of stupidity. Including those of the Intercrap club. He is standing two feet from something that could be nothing but a telephone, but still asks where the telly is. I was sorely tempted to ask him if the thing he was resting his hand on looked like a space shuttle to him. But I did get the damn telly fixed, so that’s something.
I did not go to school today, so naturally Da Geek is having a fit. When people are denied the chance to meet my august self, they usually react like that. sorry for the short entry, but there is nothing else to write.
Au revior then.
AZGEZ BLOODFIST WAS HERE!!!